People Who Went To Private School Are Sharing The Best “Rich Kid Meltdowns” They’ve Ever Witnessed, And I’m Cackling

Recently, a post from Reddit user Katybee18 on the popular Ask Reddit page caught my eye: In it, they asked, “People who went to private school, what was the best rich kid meltdown you’ve ever witnessed?” and the responses were pretty entertaining. Here are some of the best:

1.“One kid had a meltdown because he was moving into a new house that didn’t have a sauna.”

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—u/zatchrey

2.“When I was in high school, someone arranged for THOUSANDS of rose petals to be laid out on the school lawn spelling this girl’s name to ask her to prom. This was while a plane flew overhead, towing one of those banners asking the question.”

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“He got rejected and freaked the fuck out. Parents were beefing with one another, and people were telling the girl to just go with him since his family spent so much money. He was clowned on relentlessly. It was pretty hilarious.”

—u/madhero3333

“Mad props to the girl in question for not bowing to the pressure.”

—u/DoglessDyslexic

3.“One kid had a meltdown because his grandma was hospitalized and he couldn’t spend his holidays in his other house on Reunion Island. He went there every holiday.”

—u/WiswisBrebis

4.“I grew up in the late ’90s, around the time the original Humvees became super popular. When I was 16, one of my classmates got a brand new one for his birthday. While showing off one Saturday afternoon, he drove it into a marsh. The marsh turned out to be deeper than he thought, and he had to bail out the driver’s side window while it slowly sank into about seven feet of muck. I heard later that cleaning and restoring it would’ve cost more than the vehicle was worth, so it was written off.”

“Upon returning to school, he got some well-deserved ribbing from his friends, threw a tantrum, and stormed out of the lunchroom. There wasn’t much schadenfreude to enjoy, though. A week later, the little shit rolls up in a brand new Viper.”

—u/veryloudnoises

5.“This one girl would always show off the new things her parents got her, then pick and choose who to share it with, like it was a privilege. This one time, they got her these heart-shaped pastel-colored chocolates. She waited until someone noticed them so she could tell the table about it, and then she took a bite. She immediately went to the bathroom and came back crying. It was soap.”

—u/mvytsm

6.“A senior once got wasted and somehow ended up driving his car through a wall into the dining hall.”

“Parents stormed into the school the next day with a lawyer and tried spinning the story that the ‘school’s parking lot had too many turns on the roads,’ which is how his car ended up in the lunch line.

Somehow, this worked, the entire parking lot was rebuilt, and the family ‘donated’ a new dining hall that now has their name on it.”

—u/peywrax

7.“Had a golden child and a scapegoat in the same private school, two years apart. The parents gave the golden child everything and the scapegoat only got shabby hand-me-downs, including school supplies. Well, the golden child freaked the fuck out and BIT a teacher because he gave her an A minus instead of an A on an essay. This was eighth grade. Once she calmed down, she looked at her sister and said, ‘You don’t understand. If I’m not perfect for them, they’re going to treat me like they already treat you.'”

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—u/CandlestickMaker28

8.“My daughter was in first grade, and this affluent child had a complete meltdown because they were going to take a motorcoach bus to a museum three hours away. She screamed over and over that ‘only trashy poor people ride buses.’ Her parents, of course, drove her.”

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—u/BobsleddingToMyGrave

9.“She only got a Toyota and not a Tesla for her quinceañera.”

—u/Ctrl_Alt_Yolo

10.“A rich kid I grew up with backed his Porsche onto a Honda Civic, and just walked away from it. He was just being a POS. Not even kidding, a week later he had a new Porsche. His dad has a garage full of them.”

—u/PegCity-Handshake

11.“I got a scholarship to a private high school. A kid from a famous car racing family told me — voluntarily, suggesting she had no idea that she was being ridiculous — that she had screamed at her parents and told them they obviously didn’t love her because they bought her a drum kit for her birthday that was ‘only £4,999 — not even £5,000.’ She was 13 or 14. I think I was supposed to sympathize with her.”

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—u/boroxine

12.“I went to a private boarding school in Massachusetts. There were lots of rich kids. I was there on financial aid. For some reason, the rich kids were really hung up on the idea that they were poor.”

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“A group of boys was discussing whose family was the least rich. The conversation went like this: ‘Well, my family only really owns two houses, our ski lodge is technically a condo.’ ‘Well, we have the apartment in Manhattan, the loft in Brooklyn, and then a beach house in Montauk…so that’s like only one house.'”

—u/mister_immortal

13.“My wife and kids witnessed this one. We were living in Switzerland on an expat assignment, and my kids got to attend a very exclusive boarding school as day students. There were some very wealthy families there, and the after-school pickup time was like a fancy car show.”

“One day my wife was waiting by our Opel Zafira van with two of our kids while waiting for the others. One of the extremely spoiled kids walked by and exclaimed, ‘Not the Porsche again!’ when he saw what the family driver had brought to pick him up in.

It was a great example for my kids. They couldn’t believe it.”

—u/Exidor

14.“There was a little girl who could not let anyone have something more interesting than she did, and she would always borrow (without asking) any items that were pink. One time, we were on the bus, and she had taken a pink spray from a teacher out of her purse. She sprayed it on her neck, thinking it was perfume; it was, in fact, pepper spray. She screamed for the entire 20 minutes to her stop, her mom flipped out and screamed, ‘Someone injured my princess.’ They tried to get the amazing teacher fired, but it didn’t work.”

—u/OilSafe6112

15.“Kid got caught cheating and went to lawyer daddy to plead their case that they were just being efficient and ‘using their resources.’ It halfway worked: they weren’t kicked out, but did have to take a zero. Incidentally, the school received a nice donation at auction from the family…”

—u/Briaboo2008

16.“I went to the international high school; it was weird. My family was broke, but my tuition was covered by my dad’s work. It was the only US-accredited high school in the country, so we poor kids walked the halls with people who were driven to school in Bentleys. One rich douche got in a fight with another kid and got his ass beat in front of everyone. I’ll never forget him on the ground screaming, ‘Just wait! My bodyguard is gonna kick your ass!'”

—u/Own_Candidate9553

17.“Two of the kids at my school got into a fight over a parking spot, and one somehow drove his super-lifted truck OVER THE HOOD of the other kid’s sports car. Fortunately, both of their parents bought them new vehicles, so nobody learned any lessons.”

—u/xiphias__gladius

18.“I knew a girl who, by age 16, had totaled two brand-new cars.”

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“When her parents refused to buy her a new one and told her to get a job if she wanted a car, she threw a massive fit and complained about how dare they make her walk to school.

I remember just staring at her and laughing as she complained. It made her so mad, but I thought it was hilarious.”

—u/CaptainFartHole

19.“One kid from Spain had a meltdown because there were shared showers in the dorms. His family paid to have a bathroom installed in his room.”

—u/Fine-Philosophy8939

20.“This kid was told by his parents that if he hit an over-the-fence homerun, they would buy him a new Jeep. He hits what looks to be a homer, and the outfielder throws his glove up in the air in left field and actually hits the ball. It was hilarious, and the kid crashed out. They still bought him the Jeep, though.”

—u/regionaljames

21.“A girl in my friend circle absolutely lost it when her parents wouldn’t let her decorate her dorm room with a signed, original Warhol for senior year.”

—u/moose_nd_squirrel

22.“One guy got expelled from boarding school for stealing money. He stole someone’s card to spend like £400 on some new shoes and whatnot. So his dad came and picked him up, landing a helicopter in the sports field to take him away. That flight would’ve cost so much more than what the kid stole.”

—u/goldlord44

23.“One girl used her Macbook as an umbrella when it rained.”

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—u/meh817

24.“One kid nearly got expelled for dealing weed. Then the school got a new state-of-the-art recording studio, named after him.”

—u/listenspace

Do you have any rich kid meltdown stories to share? Drop them in the comments, I’m so curious!

Note: Some responses have been edited for length/clarity.