The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (July 12-18)

Kids may say the darndest things, but parentspost about them in the funniest ways.

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms, like X, Threads and Bluesky, to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.

4yo told me she wanted me to get those “girl oreos” again. eventually realize she’s talking about macaroons

— joon (@abettertake)

July 17, 2025 “>

My husband and kids are out of town for a few days, and I still woke up in the middle of the night because I thought I heard someone say mom, so great, even the ghost children won’t let me sleep through the night

— meghan (@deloisivete)

July 15, 2025 “>

When you’re a mom of multiple children, you get to say things like, “We can’t visit the Grand Canyon because I’m afraid you’ll throw your brother over.”

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4)

July 16, 2025 “>

You can’t embarrass me. You’re not my toddler clapping and saying “yay daddy you’re going peepee” in a full public restroom.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking)

July 16, 2025 “>

This be my 4yo daughter standing by her nonverbal twin when he make friends in the park. pic.twitter.com/UqhKli6c56

— Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) July 12, 2025 “>

*getting an IUD inserted 3 months postpartum*

Me: is it going to hurt?
Doctor: don’t worry, it hurts much less than childbirth
Me: ok that can’t possibly be the standard we’re going to work off of for the rest of my life

— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)

July 16, 2025 “>

amybrown.xyz/Bluesky

clhubes.bsky.social/Bluesky

sarahradz.bsky.social/Bluesky

therdnutritionist/Threads

@baehrlyreading/Threads

@s.j.stiles/Threads

@homesweetpink/Threads

@kadyjwhite/Threads

@taani.ss/Threads

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

— Just a girl (@dammit_amy)

July 16, 2025 “>

Here today, gone tomorrow

-all the snacks I bought for my kids for the week

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho)

July 13, 2025 “>

Idk who needs to hear this but a snow cone is a perfectly acceptable way to get more water into your children this summer.

— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker)

July 12, 2025 “>

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